Not Canon: Star Wars: The Force Awakens (with Video)

You can watch the video, instead of reading, here: Opening Crawl: It is a shitty time to be a Star Wars fan. In 2012, Disney purchased the beloved franchise, and has ben defecating on it ever since. Fans rejoiced as Emperor BOB IGER gave up or something, and yet, Kathleen Kennedy INEXPLICABLY remains president ofContinue reading “Not Canon: Star Wars: The Force Awakens (with Video)”

Joker is a Masterpiece

You can watch the video for this instead here. With any and every movie one sees, they need to know the answer to the most important question: What is the point? It’s the question whose answer decides whether or not one will find it interesting, engaging, and/or memorable. For a film as controversial and successfulContinue reading “Joker is a Masterpiece”

Underrated Works | The Lost World: Jurassic Park

I loved this movie as a child, mostly because it had dinosaur attacks in it. I recently re-watched it, as an adult, obviously, and my reception to the movie has actually improved. This movie is often discredited as a legitimate sequel to the original Jurassic Park, when, in my opinion, the two should be universallyContinue reading “Underrated Works | The Lost World: Jurassic Park”

I Am Done with Star Wars (The Disney Canon)

Originally posted December 15, 2017 The Last Jedi is about the Rebel fleet moving slightly faster through space than the Imperial fleet. I’m not joking; that’s the plot. Sure, there’s a side story about Rey annoying Luke to train her, but that goes nowhere. The movie ends with a battle where neither side loses. How is thisContinue reading “I Am Done with Star Wars (The Disney Canon)”