You can watch the video, instead of reading, here: Opening Crawl: It is a shitty time to be a Star Wars fan. In 2012, Disney purchased the beloved franchise, and has ben defecating on it ever since. Fans rejoiced as Emperor BOB IGER gave up or something, and yet, Kathleen Kennedy INEXPLICABLY remains president ofContinue reading “Not Canon: Star Wars: The Force Awakens (with Video)”
Han wouldn’t prepare his blaster just to wait to get shot at first. He prepared his blaster to use it first.
For years – really ever since Revenge of the Sith was released – I’ve heard people criticize Obi-Wan for walking away from Anakin on Mustafar.
The 1980s was an era – no, the era – of testosterone-charged action films. Die Hard, Rambo, Lethal Weapons, Commando, The Terminator… But there was one film during this decade that flipped this on its head. That is, Predator.
What could we use the lightsaber for in real-life warfare?
You can watch the video for this instead here. With any and every movie one sees, they need to know the answer to the most important question: What is the point? It’s the question whose answer decides whether or not one will find it interesting, engaging, and/or memorable. For a film as controversial and successfulContinue reading “Joker is a Masterpiece”
I loved this movie as a child, mostly because it had dinosaur attacks in it. I recently re-watched it, as an adult, obviously, and my reception to the movie has actually improved. This movie is often discredited as a legitimate sequel to the original Jurassic Park, when, in my opinion, the two should be universallyContinue reading “Underrated Works | The Lost World: Jurassic Park”
Originally posted December 15, 2017 The Last Jedi is about the Rebel fleet moving slightly faster through space than the Imperial fleet. I’m not joking; that’s the plot. Sure, there’s a side story about Rey annoying Luke to train her, but that goes nowhere. The movie ends with a battle where neither side loses. How is thisContinue reading “I Am Done with Star Wars (The Disney Canon)”