Not Canon: Star Wars: The Force Awakens (with Video)

You can watch the video, instead of reading, here: Opening Crawl: It is a shitty time to be a Star Wars fan. In 2012, Disney purchased the beloved franchise, and has ben defecating on it ever since. Fans rejoiced as Emperor BOB IGER gave up or something, and yet, Kathleen Kennedy INEXPLICABLY remains president ofContinue reading “Not Canon: Star Wars: The Force Awakens (with Video)”

I Am Done with Star Wars (The Disney Canon)

Originally posted December 15, 2017 The Last Jedi is about the Rebel fleet moving slightly faster through space than the Imperial fleet. I’m not joking; that’s the plot. Sure, there’s a side story about Rey annoying Luke to train her, but that goes nowhere. The movie ends with a battle where neither side loses. How is thisContinue reading “I Am Done with Star Wars (The Disney Canon)”